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the Chee Social Science Department's analysis of five women recently dealt with, what the experts really think of you

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Girl #1: Eye Sit Yao

Status: troll zone, ex-coworker (Boston Scientific, different department)

Feelings and thoughts: Cute, friendly and flirty girl. She's loud, wild, outgoing, loves to sing and a hardcore music fan. Very hot and cold and also a lot of up and downs. My first shift counterpart said that she'll tell you random things one day then next time you try to say hi, she'll just turn and start walking away. Play games (like many girls do). Like most girls, she loves attention. Likes to kiss. Parties hard and is a heavy drinker (like other Connecticut Hmong girls I know of), maybe even smokes weed too. Likes cool men with tattoos. I sense that she has some things going on in her life and hope that she is doing okay because I do care and want her to be safe and happy, whatever she is doing now or whoever she is with. She thought I was funny because I was reserved, sometimes making her feel uncomfortable being too aloof and quiet. Like all people, she wants love and happiness. If she's went on and found it, I am very happy for her.

Energy vibe: Liberal/non-traditionalist. Extro-introvert. Very energetic. Happy sometimes, sad sometimes. Generally more on the negative side.

Recommendation: From her later social cues and overall behavior, she's best kept in troll zone.
Girl #2: Monica

Status: friend zoneclose friend, top adviser, technical adviser, female adviser, same hobby, ex-college classmate (University of Minnesota)

Feelings and thoughts: Close friends but annoying as fck, has a lot of issues and anger problems. Very stubborn and unwilling to make compromises or changes in her life. Whenever she text you, it's almost always bad news. It's suspicious that she's always broke with a 67 k job. I'm like a big brother to her. I remember when she used to talk about studying social work at the U, lot of time has passed since those days I would have to open her old files to remember how she was like in those days.

Energy vibe: Conservative. ExtrovertSomewhat energetic, kind of polarizing. Very negative and lots of dramas.

Recommendation: Unfriend her until she gets her shit together, like anyone else she shouldn't get special treatments
Girl #3: Hanh

Status: friend zone, female adviser, ex-coworker (Boston Scientific, same department)

Feelings and thoughts: She's playful and cool. Like James, Nick, Gloria, Judy, Nuyeen etc. from Boston Scientific, she thought I was too quiet and tried to get me to open up more. I facebook message and text with her once in a blue moon.

Energy vibe: Liberal. Intro-extrovert. Somewhat laid back. Neutral, lending towards positive
Girl #4: Karlita aka bonissss

Status: troll zone, female adviser, same hobby, Spanish translator

Feelings and thoughts: Very sensitive, emotional and annoying as fck, I like to piss her off. She'll be mad for a few months then be happy again. She's always wanting to know what I really think of her. Knows a lot about alcohol, narcotics and Cancun. Like most women, she seeks attention and is very insecure although very cocky too. She thinks she's hot and can play games with people or get whatever she wants, I guess it works with most but not with me. She hates my sixth sense and how I sort of know everything. Calls me a "metiche", Spanish for someone who is nosy. She wasn't going to give me any more pictures but I trolled her for this one.

Energy vibe: Conservative. Extro-introvert. Somewhat energetic. Somewhat negative, drama queen.

Recommendation: Stay in troll zone
Girl# 5: Mai

Status: friend zone, wing girl

Feelings and thoughts: She's a pretty girl and super cool, I have a lot of respect for her. She loves going out to eat good food. Very positive and friendly. There is not a lot of Asian girls with her charisma and charm. She wanted a hug from me for caring about her. She has great value as a friend/wing girl.

Energy vibe: Liberal. I'll say an intro-extrovert. Somewhat energetic. She's very positive for the most part although has her up and downs like the rest of us. If Mai can sometimes feel left out or feeling down, or have dramas going on then what chances does the rest of us have? If even Mai is feeling down sometimes, just imagine some other girls.
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