Analysts from the Chee Social Science Department will break things down and explain why a certain girl is in a certain zone or act a certain way. Chief Social Advisor Eric Strange and other experts will make comments where appropriate.
"Having Eric as your wing man is like having both Ray and Himhim as your wing man" - Steve
Girl #1: Eye Sit Yao
Troll zone. She was a friendly girl at my old work place who reached out to my coworker and I. We were members of the Material Control team at the time. She seemed to want to be friends but her behaviors were hot and cold so she was put into troll zone.
Case: Eye Sit Yao
Opened: April 17, 2014
Status: Case closed September 3, 2015
Status: Case closed September 3, 2015
Mug Shot:
Referring Agency: 2013/2014 BSC 3rd shift Material Control
Investigating Agency: Chee Social Science Department, assisted by the Chee Intelligence Agency
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Probable cause: erratic behaviors with indicators of interest, possible crush or perceived crush
Conclusion of investigation: Eye Sit Yao was just a friendly young girl who might have mistaken my nervousness for a crush and wanted to mess around and see if I really liked her (for ego boost). She have at least some interest and that interest can be as low as just wanting attention (typical female). When I went and got her number she only gave one word responses, indicating that she has lost interest, expected an aggressive pursuit or has no real interest and now might have mistakenly think that I like her and she don't feel the same, therefore doesn't want to be friends. This was my thought in the initial conversation with my 3rd shift counterpart about Eye. It's like how my sister used to come to NGTA to mess around with the Hmong guys just for attention and having no real interest. Or when she would tell me that these guys has been eyeing her earlier and I was there and didn't see anything lol. I remember when Eye told Nick that people in the clean room be looking at her chest lol. It's that female trait. That or Eye just has a very wild and weird style of being friendly to people.
Possibility number two, she was looking for love but when I did not pursue (I couldn't due to health reasons, I did my best), she naturally went into auto-rejection mode and rejected me first. Now that she's moved on and possibly found a boyfriend, she does not want to be friends or anything especially since friendship was not established while we worked at BSC. If this is the case, she might have some resentment for me and or no respect for me.
Recommendations and corrective actions: She's not interested in anything, including being friends. She was just a young girl looking for attention and or she was interested at least in being friends at some point but lost interest and moved on. I will put her in the troll zone and still consider her a friend, one that I'll annoy once in a while. She's still a cool girl that have had a positive influence on me. Deputy chief social advisor Himhim and chief female advisor Monica of the Chee Social Science Department signed the closing of her case on September 3rd 2015.
Eye Sit Yao and guys like James Morlu and Nick from Boston Scientific gave me a hard time which made me put more efforts in being a more sociable and friendly guy and because of that I was able to go on and meet someone like Mai even though just a friend. I am grateful for having met Eye and the people of BSC. Some of the BSC people that influenced me or I respect the most includes Nick, Sauce, Lee, James, Eye Sit Yao, Brenda (RIP), Gloria etc.
Chief Social Advisor Eric Strange comments: If she ignores your texts, don't keep texting. Ignore and work on the next case, call and put real pressure on her or troll her.
K&C: If she have a boyfriend now, leave her alone even though you're just an acquaintance/friend.
Supplemental report from the Chee Intelligence Agency on Eye Sit Yao's case
Because Eye Sit Yao is a very interesting Hmong girl like Nuyeen Thao before her and acts erratically at times, we have requested the Chee Intelligence Agency (CIA) to do a more thorough investigation of her case. Having reached out to us, there is jurisdiction and an obligation to thoroughly investigate if only to do a welfare check. Here is the CIA's findings:
The CIA has found that Eye Sit Yao is a young girl that came straight out of high school into the work force (she may have briefly dabbled with college in Minnesota). Eye was a Connecticut Hmong girl who came to Minnesota with some family members shortly after high school, she now lives alone or with roommates/boyfriend in Hennepin County. Another girl name Mee La also came from Connecticut (they seem to know each other), both girls eventually started working at Boston Scientific in Maplegrove circa 2011-2012.
Like Karlita, Eye Sit Yao might have grew up with only one biological parent being around. Eye would often hang out with a lot of guys and she is a pretty girl but seems to have a hard time finding love. She seems to have some trust issues with men and maybe a low self esteem. Eye drank alcohol often, have at least one tattoo and possibly dabbled with drugs but turned her life around, with great hopes and dreams. In or around 2015 Eye found the love of her life, a friend turned lover and seemingly nice guy and family of non-Hmong descent. This boyfriend seems like the nice guy type that can love her which is what she needs.
How did Eye came to cross paths with Chee and who is this Chee? Chee is not just any Hmong guy, he is a world class competitor in mind sports in the 1/0 division of professional American draughts, a world class biochemical researcher, a biological and cultural anthropologist and feared investigator. Chee is also the brother of BSC warehouse legend Sheng and the successor to JD and Lue in the clean room. Chee was a quiet man that did not even want to talk to Material Control (Nick and the supervisor would often give him a hard time), prompting many in the department to ask if Chee and Sheng are even brothers and sisters. Even his little two year old niece hates him for being such an unfriendly guy. Chee is a fighter, not a lover. He's trying to change though cause of guys like Nick (Chee's sister is like a sister to him) putting pressure on him while at BSC.
Chee actually is a good guy if you get to know him, he helped trained Kong and Chor who together would go on to become the greatest Material Control team they have ever had in the clean room. Kong was a good Christian man and Chor was a guy with great integrity. In Eye's quest for love she eventually saw Chee as a prospect, mistaken Chee's nervousness for a possible crush (Chee actually thinks Eye is a pretty girl although he didn't have a crush) and reached out to Kong.
Having reached out to the good people and nice guys of Material Control, both Kong and Chee considered and took Eye very seriously although Chee initially thought that Eye could also simply just wanted attention. The CIA and others believes that Eye's interest was genuine considering that it's pretty crazy to be telling a stranger that you saw someone at a restaurant nine months ago and wanting to know more about that day. It's natural for a girl to get defensive and or lose interest but we believe she was genuinely interested at some point. This is very clear. That or Eye is an odd girl or has a massive ego.
But there was one problem, Chee is a very unhealthy man. Since that day on he often thought about Eye and went to see multiple doctors and specialists to try to get better so he can give an answer to Eye. However as that day never came, he decided to give her a good bye message on facebook before his time at BSC ends. Eye might have took that as a rejection. Before leaving BSC, Chee did went and get Eye's number even though he knows that there isn't much he can do other than be a friend. Eye is a great girl, she is pretty and she's got the total package. Chee wants nothing but the best for her and even though he cannot give her love, he is happy that she went and found the love of her life and he will always be there as a friend.
Eye made Chee try harder to be a friendlier guy. Without having met Eye, Chee would not have met another great girl... Mai. Today, Chee continues to try to better himself and to work on improving his health and life. If one day Chee gets better and go on to find love, Eye has helped him get there. Eye, Mai and of course the good people of BSC means a lot to Chee. Chee's top female advisor Monica authorized letting Eye see these troll posts as a closure on his end in the encounter with Eye.
Of course Chee still expects her to treat him as an ex-coworker and a friend he can call on to get advise from. If she acts strange or give one word responses that would be rude and a showing of feelings/grudges. The guy tried but couldn't do better than he did. Now that you have a boyfriend, let it all go. Don't be telling your boyfriend oh it's that creepy loser. No he is still an ex-coworker, one of the good people and nice guys of Material Control. Besides being a quiet and anxious guy, he is no different than any other material handlers be it Deuce, Nate, Chor, Kong, Nick, Steve, JD etc.
Chee was in a lose-lose situation. To go out with the girl, he is not ready and in poor health it won't work out. To not go out with the girl, she's a great girl and she will be hurt. Either way it was going to suck for Chee. But I'm glad that Eye went and found love and like the rest of the good people of Material Control, Chee will always be there as a friend. And again because of Eye, Chee went on and tried harder to better. That is how Chee met the great Mai, who currently works for him as the lead wing girl in the Asian division of the Chee Social Science Department.
Girl #2: Monica
Friend zone. Monica and I have no interest in each other, she is into Christian white boys and more recently Korean pop stars. She also has established the friend zone by acting as a female advisor and one time tried to hook me up with her University of Minnesota white cheerleader friends back in the day. I sometimes talk with her about the guys in her life and about the girls I'm dealing with. Today Monica acts as an IT technical advisor, serves as my current top female advisor and a friend in general.
Girl #3: Hanh
Friend zone. She was the princess of the line. We established friend zone when she would encourage me to find a girl and get married and I would get advice from her sometimes about women. She thinks I ignore women too much and that would make them lose interest.
Girl #4: Karlita aka bonissss
Troll zone. A troll zone happens when you don't take someone serious enough or both of you don't respect the other enough. A troll zoned person is still a friend, but you just don't take them as seriously. I'm cool with Karlita but she's paranoid and think I want her or something. She gives me advice on women sometimes. The reason she's in troll zone and not friend zone is because she doesn't trust me enough, won't even add me on facebook (thinks I will steal all her pictures lol) so can't take her seriously. Knowing all the tricks in the female book, she give me insights on women and their games sometimes. She works for the Latin division of the Chee Social Science Department, with expertise on alcohol, sex, narcotics and female behavior. She also thinks I ignore women too much. I remember the first time I ran into Eye Sit Yao at Tay Ho, that day I was telling Karlita that this girl Eye at work is kinda cute but I'm not looking right now and I don't want to go to church tomorrow to meet people/girls (July 22, 2013).
Chief Social Advisor Eric Strange comments: She's so used to getting her ass kissed, don't do it.
Midnight comments: If she tries to treat you like shit, cut her off.
Karlita will have to worry about a new female champ in town: Natalia Sadowska
Girl #5: Mai
Friend zone: When I met this girl, I knew that she is a very special girl. She has great potential as a friend or wing girl and has a great personality. I friend zoned her right away. She is too cool and too valuable as a friend that I only see her potential as a cool and pretty ally.